Disturb The Universe

This knitting crew a few tables over is really distracting me.  Every single one of them is sans makeup but have thick framed eyeglasses and they are all smiling and having a great time talking.  And a few jiggly babies with handmade clothes on. 

This makes me think of the time I faked poor eyesight to get rainbow glasses in third grade.  We were poor and I shouldn’t have done this, I wore them for two weeks and then sat on them or something, bored with them.  

I have perfect vision.

I just want to be a part of their knitting circle, but I can’t knit or tie my shoes.