January 2011
17 posts
buds
I wish I didn’t feel so guilty about not knowing anything about the next year of my life. A co-worker tried to ask me some questions the other day and while she had good intentions, it just wasn’t the right fit.
“What color car do you want to be driving in five years?”
-I don’t think that’s really ….important right now? I’ll be driving my same...
“The truth is, I don’t give a shit how many books you sell. I don’t care how much...”
– Steve Almond, “Dear Oprah” (via synecdoche)
bbook:
Elie Saab Spring 2011 Couture
Now these I would sell a kidney for.
let's not kid ourselves
It gets really really bad.
I swear, once, I knew how to put my thoughts down before the internet showed up and made me forget my thoughts before they came from my fingers. Something doesn’t quite match up like it used to, maybe there’s a switch amiss.
I swear, I used to say things that I thought should be written down. Put inside of a book, the book put inside of a night stand....
“Being in darkness and confusion is interesting to me. But behind it you can rise...”
– D. Lynch (via bbook)
26
so glad 26 is the new fucking meltdown. ugh.
i feel like my brain is melting today.
Activating dark matters.: IN OTHER NEWS. →
theheatishere:
I’m STILL a Pisces ! Thanks, zodiac, for going all whompus on us. ( ZODIAC CHANGES ) I guess I’ve forfeited my cusp, but MEH. I was always more fish than ram anyway (it’s my nasty moon that you gotta watch out for)
My (MYYYYYY) issue of the Pittsburgh Fashion Magazine came out. You can see me…
come do yoga with me on wednesday-bys in the southside ! please!?
Practice Date
Leslie: What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sleeves catches on fire and it spreads rapidly. What if instead of tic tacs I accidentally pop a couple of Ambien and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?
Ann: Those are all insane hypotheticals and I promise you they won't happen.
Leslie: They have happened. All of these have happened to me. Uh, no, there's more. One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. Once I went out with a guy who wore 3-D glasses the entire evening. Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs. Another time I went to a really boring movie with a guy and while I was alseep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literaly woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple times after that but then he got weird.
she's gonna get dumb
without deez teeth.
Getting my wisdom teeth out in about 3.5 hours. I woke up at 5:15 today so I could eat breakfast, have coffee, and drink some water because I am beyond paranoid about not eating or drinking anything for the 6 hours prior to surgery.
This isn’t even surgery is it? I am really scared to be put under just because a) it’s never happened b) i think i’m gonna...
there's a boy in the girls bathroom
Best book ever. I was crying really hard last night about something and I said “it’s just like when Bradley Chalkers realizes he’s happy for the first time and it’s going to be taken away from him and he’s so scared”
and then I got mascara all over the pillow and felt like a pill but it didn’t matter.
I am going to buy everyone I know a copy of this...
psychomagic
That book should be arriving in a few short days at which time I am positive I will believe I am a Shaman.
Regardless, here’s a few things that are worth talking about.
1. I woke up today thinking about how freaky Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhall coupling up is…then got to work and read that they broke up. What is more peculiar, that I wake up thinking about them? (this was a...